DILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late. like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over.
The Details:
Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1/2" 80/16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center. with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels read "Highest Quality" in script. "CAUTION • EXPLOSIVE." and a red-bordered box reading "DOT CLASS C COMMON FIREWORKS."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
