Calling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club.
The Details:
Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top. arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five-pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY" in a retro groovy typeface. completing a circular arrangement around the central map.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
