"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials. one burnt eyebrow. and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer.
The Details:
Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white-bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text reading "I RUN. YOU'RE FUCKED!" in a grunge style.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
