Cracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk. I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July.
The Details:
Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can. surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved distressed white text below reads "I'M PATRIOTIC" completing the circular composition.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
