Kickin' Wing's fireworks inventory reads like half Fourth of July celebration. half list of charges filed in a rural county courthouse. Somehow "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" didn't raise any red flags at the licensing office.
The Details:
Yellow string light bulbs border a hand-drawn roadside sign with yellow-highlighted black text reading "KICKIN' WING'S" above large red block letters reading "FIREWORKS" and teal hand-lettered text reading "SNAKES and SPARKLERS!" beside a red firecracker illustration. Red italic script below lists fictional inventory in rows including "whistling bungholes." "crap flappers." "hoosker doos." and "nipsey daisers."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
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- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
