Hot dogs as a craving have never required this much plausible deniability. yet here we are with mustard on the evidence. Cartoonish guilt is the only condiment that pairs with total sincerity.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "MAKES ME WANT A" across the upper chest. A cartoon-style hot dog illustration sits below. depicting an orange bun. pink sausage. and yellow mustard in a zigzag pattern. Matching distressed white text at the bottom reads "REAL BAD."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
