Bald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy. PSSTKT is the only sound effect that belongs on the presidential seal.
The Details:
A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue. white. and red spreads its wings wide. talons extended downward. One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab. with bold text reading "PSSTKT!" nearby.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.