Ranking safety third implies it still made the list. which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story.
The Details:
Slightly arched white varsity-style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon-style hands in skin-tone ink appear below. one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers. the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
