Fireworks sold out of a tent next to a Shell station come with the same surgical confidence as a doctor saying "probably." Lighting a fuse by hand is just America's annual finger donation program.
The Details:
Red block text reads "WHO NEEDS" above larger blue block text reading "FINGERS?" in a chunky retro style. Below. two blue hand-drawn hands meet in the center. one gripping a lit punk and the other holding a red firecracker with red sparks trailing from the fuse.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
